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I act 18  years old

[X] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] I do my own laundry
[X] I can cook for myself
[X] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[X] I think politics are exciting
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends
Total: 4

[ ] I show up for school and or work every day unless I?m sick
[X] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I?ve never gotten a detention
[X] I?ve watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all
[ ] I know what credibility means without looking it up (hahahaha! bäst någonsin!)
[X] I drink coffee at least once a week
Total: 3

[X] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[ ] I can count to 10 in French.
[ ] When I say I?m going to do something I do it.
[ ] My parents trust me
[ ] I can mow the lawn.
[X] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[ ] I study when I have to.
[X] I pay attention at school.
[ ] I remember to feed my pets
Total: 3

[X] I can spell experience without looking it up
[X] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[X] I can?t go to the store without getting something I don?t need.
[ ] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[X] I can type fast.
Total: 4

[X] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[X] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[X] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] I can read a book and actually finish it
Total: 4

TOTAL: 18

( Now add up all of the x?s you have and put ?I act .. years old? in the subject line )